Play-Doh may be man's saving grace

It appears after many months of meticulous scientific research, the facts are here. Spontaneous combustion is still a problem. Thought to be solved coincidentally around the same time as the 'Silent But Deadly' was invented, Death by unpremeditated self-explosion is still a real issue in todays society.There is only one cure currently known, the eating of Play-Doh which liquifies the buildup of noxious gas.

In other news stocks in Play-Doh are expected to triple later this week. More on this in the evening news.