BOM fears Salted Neighbourhood a more favoured substitute for Fish&Chips

Bureau of Meteorology fears strict guidlines of 'Salt to Taste' are being ignored, for a more fanciful diet of Salted Neighbourhood. A Rational Spokesperson from the Bureau said today "Fish and Chips just arent as spectacular as they once were, and we feel some familes are moving away from this friday night tradition to a choice for the sophistocated pallete - a choice we are naming Salted Neighbourhood." Other varieties avaliable include Salted Car, Salted Tree, Salted Road and Salted Neighbour.