Census shows Average age not only Higher, but Average age of parenting phenomenal

Recent results from a census show Couples are leaving it too late to have children. In some rare cases the Father dies of old age before conception and the child is born at the age of 63. Doctors are worried about the possible implications this will have on our tax system, Hip replacements at birth becomming an alarmingly common requirement. Learning to walk has also been overtaken by a new baby's first steps program, entitled "Learning to walk with a zimmerframe". The Minister for aged care was unavaliable for comment today, as visiting hours at the Retirement Village were over.